no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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