Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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