yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just high enough for therapy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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