Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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