My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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