fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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