Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Randomize