i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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