school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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