took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Houston, we have a squirter
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Someone signed my nipple.
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