So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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