I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
there is puke in my bra ... again
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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