Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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Have fun and good luck.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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