Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
