so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Randomize
