She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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