Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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