Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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