How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's blow job season.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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