i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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