She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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