i need an iv and a liver transplant
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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