Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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