How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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