I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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