her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
