I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's never too late to be topless.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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