he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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