You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.