Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?