You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
