i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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