What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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