So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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