Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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