Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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