i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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