i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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