Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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