but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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