I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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