Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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