Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My sheets look like a crime scene.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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