I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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