Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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