Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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