Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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