I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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