her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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