I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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