i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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