If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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