He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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