If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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