He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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